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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

leafarja:

can—-i—slytherin:

Toddrick Hall and AJ Rafael re-creating Disney’s best moments

“I can’t handle this,” he told her.

But something in his expression screamed:

“I can’t handle you.”

And she thought then, that perhaps all relationships were just a case of who gave up first. And her pride couldn’t decide which was worse: giving up when you had promised them not to, or waking up to find that they had given up on you.

Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #75 (via ocean-of-unsaid-words)
My mom went to a psychic when I was 12 years old and was told the whole world will know your daughter’s name. But my mom thought that meant I was going to be kidnapped.
Taylor Swift (via tsweezys)

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

onelife-onedecision:

query-and-echo:

phoenixwrong:

this looks fu-

sweet pissing jesus

When they said extreme dot to dot they weren’t fucking joking

that lion’s burnt af

bruh

thevelvetunderrground:

this was a while ago now but we found a lake and flowers in the bushes and it was so pretty

visacredit:

ummm…

visacredit:

ummm…

nottheaverageasian:

snapchatmi:

snapchats part 2

what the hell I literally can’t even make a decent circle on snapchat what kinda skill level is this

appropriately-inappropriate:

admhawthorne:

insanetwin:

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

HOLY shit girl

That’s a “so fuck you” face if ever I saw one.

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please